Sep 02 2014

beemill:

kim-jong-chill:

i’m just going to leave this here

america can’t come to terms that they’re biggest human rights violators in the entire world.

asdf
01:36 AM

crickate:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

These are the straight guys that give the rest of us a bad name…

(Source: brokenimagephotos)

asdf
12:33 AM
kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

(Source: kas-a)

asdf
12:32 AM

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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Sep 01 2014

delanceyland:

luhvmedead:

bethlosthermind:

Why can’t more people think like John Green?

this is probably my favorite john green quotation ever.

I LOVE JOHN GREEN

(Source: this-isakindness)

asdf
05:51 PM
seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

asdf
05:49 PM
rubberducksaywhat:


This isn’t an over reaction.

rubberducksaywhat:

This isn’t an over reaction.

(Source: memewhore)

asdf
10:34 AM

So my accent is so not at home in english class. Everyone is really rusty and has a hard time with while I’m just like *canadian/European fluent accent* it was slightly awkward actually talking because everyone was like “what???”

05:10 AM
littlecthulhu:

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*


FUCK

littlecthulhu:

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

FUCK

asdf
05:10 AM

johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(Source: kristianbell)

05:10 AM

idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

05:09 AM

yamino:

It looks SO UPSET lmao

(Source: sizvideos)

asdf
05:08 AM

andthenewt:

pocketcucco:

okay now I will share an embarrassing story with you all for sleepover saturday

a while back I went to a gift shop and I saw a basket of these

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and I was like oh shit I love bouncy balls!! so I grabbed one and threw it on the ground

well

turns out these ones were not bouncy balls and were actually made of glass

omg im actually laughing so hard it hurts

05:06 AM

I have a decent amount of followers but rarely they show any interest. Are you not curious? I mean I’m not that very interesting but I’m not boring either. I want to get to know people but what ever floats your boat.

05:04 AM

jaclcfrost:

living in a small town is wonderful

  • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
  • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
  • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
  • are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
  • are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere