thempress:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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This is the most accurate depiction I have witnessed of anything ever.
mendthebroken: acid-child: supergreak: halffizzbin: thechronicleofshe: pinkhairedlesbianadventures: coachela: rehability: sadaholic: loudwhisperss: teenage-drrtbag: If only all men were like this. If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ reblog for the comment Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses. “Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.” The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point. Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to. There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer. Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons. Wow. Fucktrumpet, Asswagons? You are amazing at swearing. Like seriously amazing. FUCKTRUMPET. Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out.  HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU everyone better read that long amazing comment!!!!!!!
casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from. This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word. …you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

mishas-assbutts:

Dean is a sub.

Or maybe…[x]

Worst feelings in the world

aberrant-albert:

sheenathehyena:

datekougyous:

  • Failing a test you studied really hard for
  • Getting replaced in a friendship
  • Getting ignored 
  • Having something that you’re looking forward to, get cancelled
  • Having to fight back tears in front of people
  • Finding out that the person you like, likes someone else
  • Goodbyes
  • Showing your parents something you’re proud of only to get a disinterested reply

That last one always breaks my heart.

RGHHgh

(Source: infatua-ti0n)
fedorapunk: I thought this was a really large dog for a second, but then the realization hit me.

ineedathneed:

birdarangs:

I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT HTOSE WERE FUCKIGN LEGs

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gu-avajuice: gnostic-forest: charlottegreen: i’m so in love with this. i can’t even. ah. my favourite feeling in the world is putting your head beneath the water and entering an entirely different place, so peaceful, so quiet. what i miss more than anything when i’m living away from the ocean is being able to duck under and leave all my worries on the surface. This is extraordinary omg amazing

(Source: hivequeens)

mango-tropico: di-ane-young: treyfuckingcasen: canni8al: ashlyniscool: hedgehogsareprettycute: slugbox: raikissu: thebrigeedarocks: annabellalovesyou: itrybutitshows: Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe. REVERSE. SNOWGLOBE. imagine waking up to a bear trying to rip into your home. This bed is not for fucking in. this bed is definitely for fucking in. imagine getting lost in the woods and walking in the dark only to run into this and interrupt the couple having intercourse in the bed.  imagine looking up during sex and just seeing shia labeouf’s face pressed to the wall. watching. waiting. all of these comments i can’t It looks like Sandys house, how did anyone not know Omg !! THIS MY HOUSE!!

mylittlepandora:

-glares- “Welllllll……………….cof cof”

(Source: agroned)